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CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS
- WITH A TWIST!

When you run a small business there’s no job description. Your days are taken up with customers, staff and working out how to grow your business. Talking to your accountant is way down the list of priorities.

But we are worth talking to!

Your chartered accountant can reduce your tax bill, help you fund sustainable growth and keep you on the right side of HMRC. We also save you a lot of time and trouble.

“Would highly recommend. Very approachable. Pete and Ace are lovely.”

“The best accountant I have ever had.”

“My financial therapist!”

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TIME, LIKE MONEY, SHOULD NEVER BE WASTED​

If weekends or evenings are the only time you’re free, that’s fine. We don’t expect you to conform to our hours or to come to our offices – frankly, they’re not much to look at anyway.

Time is precious so we never waste it. No vanity newsletter or complex financial statements (unless you want them). We tell you how to keep your business compliant, solvent and successful. What you need to know, when you need to know it, and in plain English.

We Have No ‘B’ Team

We value every client account. Whatever the size of your business you’ll be looked after by an experienced accountant – not by a trainee or somebody recently qualified (we don’t have any of those anyway).

We have a clear, easy to understand charging policy. Our fees reflect the value of our advice and the quality of our customer service.

Why is an Accountant Like a Penguin?

Penguins, like accountants, come in various forms. The big Emperor penguin, the fancy Macaroni penguin, and the Blue penguin (smallest of the lot). They are all penguins.

The ponderous Emperor must consume vast quantities of fees (sorry, fish) to keep going. The Macaroni likes you to admire its fine suit and offices (sorry, plumage). And there’s the humble Blue penguin – does all the penguin stuff while being more nimble and endearing.

Unlike a real penguin, we can help with all the regular accountancy tasks, including:

– Management Accounts
– Year-End Accounts
– Tax Advisory and Tax Returns
– Audit Preparation
– Payroll and Auto-Enrolment

Best of all, we don’t smell of fish!

speak to the penguin

We don’t take ourselves too seriously (you’ve probably got that message). But we do take your finances and business success very seriously. It’s what gets us up in the morning and what drives us on.

So if you’re looking for an accountant who is more in tune with your business – and with you as a person – give us a call.

Your minimum investment is £125pm plus VAT, with, but most of our clients pay between £200 and £500 per month for “the works”, and a really close relationship with their  Chartered Accountant. If you are just starting out, we might not be for you – yet!

If you’re not running a business but simply need your annual tax return taken care of, the minimum investment is £30pm plus VAT.

 

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Found this cushion cover on Wish (you know, the people who tried to sell me some frilly mens underwear).  Its two metres from my desk, so come to the office, sit your arse down and say hi. 👋  #penguin #medical #finance #professional #springerspaniel

Found this cushion cover on Wish (you know, the people who tried to sell me some frilly men's underwear).

It's two metres from my desk, so come to the office, sit your arse down and say hi. 👋

#penguin #medical #finance #professional #springerspaniel
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These just in from Gary and the team at Hedgerow Print . Weve always tried to send birthday cards to clients, but figured we could do more.  So, when its your birthday, youll get this sexy penguin card - and a family in Cambodia get a weeks worth of clean, drinking water 👍

These just in from Gary and the team at Hedgerow Print . We've always tried to send birthday cards to clients, but figured we could do more.

So, when it's your birthday, you'll get this sexy penguin card - and a family in Cambodia get a week's worth of clean, drinking water 👍
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Anyone else find themselves writing Xero when they mean Zero? 🤦‍♂️ ... See MoreSee Less

I was recently told blockchain is forcing accountants to evolve, get clued up and jump on board with the fourth industrial revolution.  In my opinion, thats marketing bullsh*t.  💩  Can any accountant put their hand up and say they have used blockchain to actually create something their clients want to pay for?  Or is it just 2020s version of big data - something you feel you have to say youre involved with for fear of being left off the bandwagon? 🤷‍♂️

I was recently told "blockchain is forcing accountants to evolve, get clued up and jump on board with the fourth industrial revolution."

In my opinion, that's marketing bullsh*t. 💩

Can any accountant put their hand up and say they have used blockchain to actually create something their clients want to pay for?

Or is it just 2020's version of 'big data' - something you feel you have to say you're involved with for fear of being left off the bandwagon? 🤷‍♂️
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Reviews

We like to think we’re great at what we do. But hearing it from someone just like you would be better…

I was extremely impressed with Peter. He was very friendly and nothing was too much trouble, explaining tax in a clear and understandable way. I would highly recommend the Blue Penguin!”

Dawn alison sports & remedial massage

Blue Penguin have been our accountants since day one and have made everything easier, faster and more understandable for our team. They have gone above and beyond when we needed emergency work done quickly and at awkward times. We wholeheartedly recommend them to any small business.

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16 Claremont Dr, Taunton, TA1 4JF

2 The Crescent, Taunton TA1 4EA

M-F 8.30am – 6.00pm
S-S By Appointment

Get talking:

Tel: 01823 297000

Fax: Really??